Posted 2 minutes ago

cynicowl:

My new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat.

Posted 3 minutes ago

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

Posted 4 minutes ago

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

(Source: gatta-cicova)

Posted 1 hour ago

capcoms:

capcoms:

capcoms:

What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?

Napoleon

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(Source: 1440p)

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer)

Posted 1 hour ago

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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(Source: amoying)

Posted 1 hour ago

iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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Posted 1 hour ago

dogfella:

*makes an original post and checks the notes every two minutes*

peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval?

Posted 1 hour ago

jerkidiot:

heyyodel208:

jerkidiot:

fuccinckkin…fuck this stupid website…when I saw that stupid “it’s a metaphor” meme getting popular I immediately bought a big fake cigar….I didnt read that it was from China and would take a few weeks….well here it is and it’s too late….the meme is dead….fuck you fuck your cigarettes fuck your memes fuck your metaphors I am done

its a metaphor dont you see

you try to join the killing thing but by that time the killing thing is killed itself

YES THE METAPHOR LIVES ON

Posted 1 hour ago

black-quadrant:

I’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything

Posted 1 hour ago

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

Posted 1 hour ago

freakyhumanshit:

TG: i suck his dick
CG: YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
TG: i roll to suck his dick